WHAT IS ACTUALLY THE CORPORATE OR SOFTWARE LIFE OR LIFESTYLE?

HOW THE CORPORATE OR SOFTWARE LIFE OR LIFESTYLE WOULD BE?

• YOU WILL GET A CHANCE TO USE THESE FIVE SHORTCUTS MORE FREQUENTLY BEING A CORPORATE/SOFTWARE EMPLOYEE:

1. CTRL+X (CUT)
2. CTRL+C (COPY)
3. CTRL+V (PASTE)
4. CTRL+S (SAVE)
5. CTRL+Z (UNDO)

• AT OFFICE, YOU EXPLORE MOSTLY THESE PLATFORMS:

1. WINWORD (MICROSOFT WORD)
2. POWERPNT (MICROSOFT POWERPOINT)
3. EXCEL (MICROSOFT EXCEL)
4. MS OUTLOOK (DEFAULT MAILBOX)
5. BROWSERS (INTERNET EXPLORER, GOOGLE CHROME ETC)

• FIVE THINGS(GOODIES) YOU GET EASILY BEING A CORPORATE EMPLOYEE:

1. CREDIT CARDS
2. PERSONAL LOANS
3. HOME LOANS
4. VEHICLE LOANS
5. HEALTH CARDS & INSURANCE BENEFITS

• FIVE MACHINES MOSTLY YOU WILL EXPLORE AT THE OFFICE:

1. PRINTING MACHINE
2. XEROX MACHINE
3. COLOR SCANNER
4. ESCALATOR OR ELEVATOR
5. SHREDDING MACHINE (USED TO THROW WASTE PAPERS)

• VERY IMPORTANT VOCABULARY GETS ADOPTED BY A CORPORATE EMPLOYEE IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS:

1. SURE, BOSS.
2. YES, BOSS.
3. I WILL JUST DO THAT, BOSS.
4. WHY NOT, DEFINITELY BOSS.
5. YUP BOSS.

• WHAT YOU WILL LEARN FROM CORPORATE INDUSTRY OR OFFICE?

1. STRETCHING EXTRA HOURS (LATE NIGHT SLEEP)
2. EARLY LOGINS, LATE LOGOUTS
3. WORK PRESSURE AT HOME TOO BY AVAILING WFH FLEXIBILITY
4. SURVIVING OR SUSTAINING JOB FROM OTHER COLLEAGUES/PEERS
5. HOW TO OVERCOME OR REVERSE CORPORATE POLITICS PLAYED ON YOU

• WHAT AN SOFTWARE/CORPORATE EMPLOYEE WOULD BE WAITING FOR?

1. WAITING FOR THE LAST WORKING DAY OR FIRST WORKING DAY OF EVERY MONTH FOR SALARY TO PAY CREDIT BILLS ETC
2. WAITING FOR WEEKEND BY PASSING THE TOUGH FIVE WEEK DAYS WITH GREAT DIFFICULTY
3. ALSO CHECKING HOLIDAYS CALENDAR FOR ANY HOLIDAY IS FALLING ON FRIDAY OR MONDAY IN THAT MONTH
4. WAITING FOR BONUS FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR
5. ALSO, FINALLY FOR PROMOTION AND TO HEAR ANY AWARDS OR REWARDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE YEAR

• RELATIVES OR FRIENDS THINK ABOUT YOU OR EXPECT FROM YOU?

1. YOU ARE EARNING
2. YOU ARE LEARNING
3. YOU ARE GROWING
4. YOU WILL BE HELPFUL IN FINDING JOB FOR THEIR SON/DAUGHTER/SISTER/BROTHER ETC
5. YOU WILL BE THE GO TO PERSON FOR ANY FINANCIAL HELP FOR YOUR RELATIVES/FRIENDS/PARENTS 

                BUT THESE ALL ARE THE VIEWS OR OPINIONS ON THE SOFTWARE

               EMPLOYEES BY YOUR RELATIVES OR FRIENDS, BUT YOU KNOW? 
               WHAT IS CORPORATE LIFE ACTUALLY, IS?

1. YOU JUST SURVIVED TO FULL FILL YOUR FINANCIAL NEEDS
2. YOU JUST TOLERATED OR BORE SO MANY THINGS/POLITICS TO HOLD YOUR JOB
3. YOU JUST SACRIFICED YOUR HEALTH BY RIDING BIKE OR COMMUTING IN NON AC OFFICE CABS IN THE POLLUTED TRAFFIC FOR HOURS AND HOURS TO REACH THE OFFICE 
4. YOU JUST SUSTAINED YOUR JOB BECAUSE TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR FAMILY
5. YOU JUST LISTENED TO YOUR BOSS, JUST TO HAVE A TAG CALLED EMPLOYMENT

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